"Hello, this is Phil. I'm not here to talk about my shadow. I'm here to announce that Don and Nita Jackson are being welcomed into membership of First Free Will Baptist Church in North Sutton, NH this morning. That's a long way from Punxsutawney, but I'm proud to take you there! Let's pop in."
"Don and Nita are special people, so I think everyone at this church has a little extra spring in their step this morning!"